Why a corpse would make a good husband

11 reasons a corpse would make a good husband.

1. Corpses never leave the cap off the toothpaste.
2. Corpses don't grind their teeth and snore in bed.
3. Corpses don't leave the toilet seat up.
4. Corpses don't pick their nails while watching tv.
5. Corpses don't channel hop.
6. Corpses don't hoard.
7. Corpses tell better jokes than me.
8. Corpses don't want sex.
9. Corpses never waffle on about geeky stuff.
10. A corpse would never expect someone to go for a 3 mile walk in the freezing cold.
11. A corpse listens without being judgmental.